Something terrible has happened.

Last night I was doing my normal bedtime thing-- I had just laid down with a pillow between my knees and one fluffed perfectly under my head and my precious blanket (that's right, blanket) pressed to my face, and I was watching Conan. The night's guests: John Krasinski, Patton Oswald, and someone else that I knew I wouldn't be awake for.

Let me take a moment's pause from my story to let you in on something. I am in love with John Krasinski. I know that millions of women across America are in love with Jim Halpert. That's great; Jim Halpert is beyond sexy. But John Krasinski, the actor... wow. I am 100% convinced that if we ever met (fingers crossed), it would be love at first sight. Fireworks would erupt out of nothingness, and an epic love story would ensue. Evan knows all this, and I think he's coming to grips with the potential loss.

Back to my story. So I'm watching Conan, and I'm totally psyched about John Krasinski's appearance. After the initial joking and a funny story about John's obscenely tall brother, the conversation moves to Jim and Pam on The Office. Spoiler alert: Jim and Pam are engaged. Next thing I know Conan uttered these terrible words, "Now, you're also engaged, is that right?"

And yes, he is.

I'm going to pull the ultimate catty-girl line now and say, "She's not cute enough for him."