(and more specifically in a counseling concentration)
- Pandora is threatening to cut me off.
- I may or may not have a 'usual' and a favorite delivery guy at Jimmy John's.
- I say things like, "It sounds like..." and "What I'm hearing you say is..." in everyday conversation.
- I'm determined to eliminate close-ended questions from my repertoire. This is an unrealistic and ridiculous goal; normal people use yes-or-no questions. All the time.
- People oftentimes start our conversations off with an opener like, "I better talk to you about this now before you start charging for your services." Seeing it typed out like that makes me wonder what people think I'm getting a Master's in... Perhaps I should be insulted...
- My book shelf is full of unnecessary, disturbing books like "A Child Called It" and my movie list weighed down with documentaries and movies the likes of "Precious."
- When I ask my friends-- all full-fledged adults-- what they're doing for Spring Break, I get looks that could kill. Is it possible that the Real World doesn't offer a Spring Break? Say it ain't so.
- I've been reading the same tiny novel for over two months now because reading for giggles after several hours with my nose in a textbook makes me want to hurl.
- I don't want to laugh at Charlie Sheen; I want to fix him.
- I long for the days of teensy-weensy 8-page paper. I want to go back in time and slap Undergrad Lindsey in the face for complaining about that blissful little research paper. You don't know how good you have it, Linds!
- I want to have a child just to test out various parenting and family therapy strategies. That can't be ethical... It's imperative that I not be allowed to reproduce.
- I daydream about lesson plans and decorating my elementary school office with Kelly Jackson artwork (if you're not from Guntersville, that won't make sense... but you should check her out).
And that, friends, wraps up this week's episode of Tuesday Things.
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