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Apparently, the world of education is the new dating scene.

Student: Miss Hays, do you have a boyfriend?
Me: Yes, I do.
Student: I have a math test later today.
Me: (blank stare) Okay....?
Student: Oh, I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on.

Later, I was meeting with a student who had guessed I was 19, then wanted to know if I had kids, then wanted to know if I was married (logical order):
Student: So are you married?
Me: Nope, not married, no kids.
Student: Well, I could hook you up.
Me: I have a boyfriend, but I'm curious who you were going to hook me up with.
Student: ... my dad.
Me: Yeah... I'll just stick with what I've got.
Student: Or I could hook you up with my uncle.
Me: That's okay, I'm pretty happy where I'm at.

Later she told me that her dad had a girlfriend, but, "she's the kind of girlfriend that lets him hang out with other ladies." I guess that's where I come in.

So... I could date a junior in high school and go to jail for the rest of my life or become a student's stepmother. Endless options.