Oh, hi. Were you talking to me? Sorry, amongst all the indiscriminate chatter in this classroom, I didn't distinguish your "Hey... hey... hey..." as aimed at me. You must've missed my note on the board... you know, where I wrote MISS HAYS in giant bubble letters. I understand that the blaring green and polka dots blend in to the plain white background. Honest mistake.
What's that? Another chorus of "hey's"? Sure, it sounds like my last name, but there's no Miss proceeding it.
Furthermore, "Teacher" will not suffice.
Let me lay it down for you a la Janet Jackson-- not that you'd get this cultural reference: My name's not Teacher, it's Lindsey; Miss Hays if you're a student.
Get it straight.
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