To whom it may concern:
Well, really, this is an open letter to one Alex M. Ruggles.
It appears that war has been declared. Cyber wars. Blog wars... or, as it's been christened, "blog battles." Clever alliteration, dear. I'm sure your posts will be equally witty. That is, if you look over the multitude of your and you're mix-ups. In fact, I might just edit it and send you revisions.
We've been keeping score since Day 1-- and, simply as a reminder, I'm up 8-6-- so competition is nothing new to our relationship. Really, it was just a matter of time til it saturated this facet of my life. And here we are now... with a line drawn in the sand, fingers poised above our respective blogs.
In a few days, when your weeping and gnashing of teeth is at its peak, don't come crawling back and wishing for a truce. You started this. And I am much obliged to finish it.
So go ahead, Stretch: make my day.
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